All These Messages Make Me Laugh

A List of Saved Voicemail Messages on my Cellphone:

1. My sister sounding like an 80 year old male truckdriver upon waking up and realizing she overslept and almost missed our lunchdate.

2. Christopher arguing with Christina about how to get to the airport on the day they picked me up.

3. Veronica calling me after she got off of work early for a change.

4. Jennifer looking for Brandon or Gretchen after her dog was attacked.

5. Andrew informing me that he is a weak man.